MIDDAY MAGA: SESHBABY IS HERE!

HELLO YOU GORGEOUS CENTIPEDES!

I am /u/OhSnapYouGotServed and I will be your hostess for today's MIDDAY MAGATHREAD!


Today has already been a day full of win…

♥ Sessions was sworn in as our new Attorney General – ON NATIONAL PIZZA DAY, NO LESS!

(You can't make this up, folks!)

♥ Plans of the GREAT SOUTHERN WALL are underway!

(It will be big and beautiful!)

♥ ANOTHER EPIC PRESS BEATING IS ON THE DOCKET FOR TODAY!

(Starts at 1:30PM TT – get ready for the SPICE!)


Here is Trump's schedule for today, courtesy of White House Dossier:

  • 9:00 am || Receives his daily intelligence briefing
  • 9:30 am || Breakfast with airline industry officials; State Dining Room
  • 10:30 am || Participates in the swearing-in of Attorney General Jeff Sessions
  • 11:30 am || Speaks with President Ashraf Ghani of Afghanistan
  • Noon || Speaks with Emir Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani of Qatar
  • 12:30 pm || Holds a SCOTUS listening session and lunch; Roosevelt Room
  • 2:15 pm || Speaks with Emir Sabah al-Ahmad al-Jabir al-Sabah of Kuwait
  • 2:45 pm || Speaks with Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi of Iraq

Today's music is brought to you by our GUEST DJ, /u/TheSynthesizer!


Snappy out! Check back later for more updates!

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