HELLO YOU GORGEOUS CENTIPEDES!
I am /u/OhSnapYouGotServed and I will be your hostess for today's MIDDAY MAGATHREAD!
Today has already been a day full of win…
♥ Sessions was sworn in as our new Attorney General – ON NATIONAL PIZZA DAY, NO LESS!
(You can't make this up, folks!)
♥ Plans of the GREAT SOUTHERN WALL are underway!
(It will be big and beautiful!)
♥ ANOTHER EPIC PRESS BEATING IS ON THE DOCKET FOR TODAY!
(Starts at 1:30PM TT – get ready for the SPICE!)
Here is Trump's schedule for today, courtesy of White House Dossier:
- 9:00 am || Receives his daily intelligence briefing
- 9:30 am || Breakfast with airline industry officials; State Dining Room
- 10:30 am || Participates in the swearing-in of Attorney General Jeff Sessions
- 11:30 am || Speaks with President Ashraf Ghani of Afghanistan
- Noon || Speaks with Emir Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani of Qatar
- 12:30 pm || Holds a SCOTUS listening session and lunch; Roosevelt Room
- 2:15 pm || Speaks with Emir Sabah al-Ahmad al-Jabir al-Sabah of Kuwait
- 2:45 pm || Speaks with Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi of Iraq